Monday, June 8, 2009

finally, another post for me be proud! plus the LATEST NEWS!

ah yes i have finally set my self to getting down to blogging about the random jazz and other fecked up topics i want to set out to just announce besides on my facebook, msn nickname and messages...

hahahah. yes sadly just another way for you guys to know that i am being strange and odd.
now just a re-cap for the most interesting events in our world that affect me so dearly is...

THE SWINE FLU, our latest H1N15 from some dude and some animal possibly having sexy time (as if we don't have enough people, blow up dolls, fuck buddy and prostitute options around), honestly you just have to start to wonder how all these diseases and all come about.

this lil one may have started this...damn you!


i had this discussion with the lovely elaine not too long ago about this, which from the swine we went on to the most infamous and dangerous virus that we all know and would definably hate to have:

*drumroll*

AIDS.

now this is the fucked up one, this originally used to be a virus found among the primates in the African region...but then sadly some either very "smart" or "HORNY" fellow decided to have a lovely exchange of bodily fluids from whateverthehellthey did but we all say he had butt sex with said primate species and BAM the human species now have the lovely chances of having AIDS if you do not use a condom, from your parents genetically, wives,husbands,mistresses,fuck buddies and etc.

then me and elaine proceeded to have a conversation on this till we also reached beastiality...

now i know not everyone might know this but beastiality refers to the insane and god-knows WHY attraction of humans and animals...in the sexual sense of having sex with said animal, and yes it does give the new term and image to literally doing it doggy style.

so yes, sadly now this fabulous new H1N15 version from the former Avian/Bird Flu has now reached an almost global pandemic especially in the big floating island of Australia that i'm on, so far the worse off is Melbourne with over 500 or 600+ cases that they basically gave up on the quarantine over there, here in Adelaide our current count is 14 with just 2 new cases comfirmed today...

Great...FABULOUS...guh...anyway i shall end it now before i rant to much but let's all hope that jadey can win her other battle with...GETTING A CAR! LOL...and yea maybe graduating from my course or else taking a bullet and killing myself =)

loves.....!

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